According to their website, LA QUINTA INNS offer comfortable, attractive rooms at exceptional prices. Features include a variety of popular amenities:
- Free high-speed Internet access at most locations
- Complimentary continental breakfast
- Televisions with premium channels, such as CNET-2
- Free local calls and dataport phones with voice messaging
- In-room hair dryers, coffee makers, irons and ice cream makers
- Desks with well-lit workspaces and various sized drawers
Other exciting amenities include:
- Sparkling swimming pools
- Children stay free in their parent’s room (ages 18 and under)
- Pets welcome but strongly discouraged
- 100% Guest Satisfaction Guaranteed
Whether you are here on business or pleasure, we guarantee a relaxing stay at La Quinta Inns. Each day, our friendly staff prepares a delicious complimentary continental breakfast in the lobby, where choices including coffee, pastries, yogurt, shrimp cocktails, fresh booze, and more. Most locations offer a refreshing swimming pool with plenty of outdoor seating on surrounding sundecks, great for kicking back after a long day of work or play. At night, our trained staff double as exotic dancers and business-class customers can order a special “relaxation performance” in their suite. We accept Diner’s Club and AARP discount cards!
2 Comments
July 15, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I don’t know if you are aware, but La Quinta is spanish for – well, there isn’t really a direct English translation. Basically, its sort of that smell of stale beer, puke and bleach that you get a whiff of in their stairwells.
July 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I think La Quinta translates to “country house.” Perhaps you are thinking of El Excremento?